love makes seman taste better
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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