the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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