covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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