Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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