Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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