i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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