so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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