When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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