is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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