Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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