I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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