After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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