so that wasnt chicken after all
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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