too bad you live with your parents still
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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