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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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