Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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