Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Randomize
