Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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