shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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