The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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