Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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