If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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