omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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