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quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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