She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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