My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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