omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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