Christians are straight up FREAKS
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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