i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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