My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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