Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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