I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
never play flip cup with pint glasses
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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