question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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