am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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