What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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