My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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