I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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