He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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