I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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