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(914): View more from New York

She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.

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(949): View more from California

I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage

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(268): View more from Antigua/Barbuda-Carib

she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.

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(804): View more from Virginia

NEVER shave your cleavage hair.

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(360): View more from Washington

I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes

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(303): View more from Colorado

she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE

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(606): View more from Kentucky

JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you

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