he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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