so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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