Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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