spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
