"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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