there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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