Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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