I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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