Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
How does it feel to date your dad?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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