Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Sext me about skeletons
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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