Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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