when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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