Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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