you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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