Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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