Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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