We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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