As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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